[Quotes from Symantec]
Just because this was in my drafts folder, and is a good post, I'm going to post this randomly.
Blake: I once threw up Apple Juice.... it came up as apple juice.... it was the most delightful throw up experience i've ever had.
Laura: * walking customer through something * You do this, and this, and this, and this.
*Error pops up*
Blake: Laura, that's a good error.
Del Ray: Palindrome... Isn't that what you put on a piano to keep...
Blake and Laura: That's a metronone
Curtis: * notices Spot on ceiling* Is there a dead body up there?
Laura: * reaches up to move ceiling panel, Pepto Bismol falls out *
Blake: What the.... what is that?
Laura: Its pepto bismol
Blake: I can just see laura throwing stuff up in the ceiling... Tylenol, Pepto bismol, Dead puppies....
Blake: I have a bunch of DI stuff in my car
Laura: Like what?
Blake: Junk
Laura: One man's junk is another man's treasure
Blake: take a look ... be my guest
Cory: Except, she isn't a man
Laura: That's what you think...
Cory: ....
Blake: Dude, you mean I've been hit on by a man since i started working here?
Cory: Its a lot worse what I apparently had to go through.
Blake: When i was 5... I fell in love with the girl on the front of the LIFE cereal box. I hid the box under my bed so my parents wouldn't throw it away.
* Cory, Laura and Blake spend the next hour browsing google images looking for life cereal boxes*
Laura: My shoulder hurts.... *Squeezes shoulder* AH! my whole hand just went numb!!!!!!
* shakes hand alot *
Cory: Maybe you're having a stroke
Ken: That would explain alot.
*laura walks into blakes cubicle crying*
Blake: You look like you should see someone get hit in the crotch with something heavy, lets go to break.com
*cory leans against the vending machine*
*lights flicker*
Cory: What the...? * pokes vending machine *
(del ray was leaning against the lightswitch)
Cory: did anyone just see that? I'm going to try it again...
*leans against the vending machine *
*lights flicker *
Cory: I think we found the way to break the building, and its through this vending machine.....
* Curtis passes out ManagedFusion shirts*
*del ray talking to blake really really quietly* Shirts like these are good for girls to wear... only the shirts...
Laura: *not knowing what del ray just said* Hey! this shirt is so big, i could use it as a nightshirt!!!
Blake: LAURA! Stop proving del ray's point!
laura: i'm going to text cory to find out what he wants
Blake: Just get him soda.
laura: *with an ice cube in mouth* *pats stomach* mubhw shsfjhe fhehasdfh (he doesn't drink soda, he thinks it makes him fat.)
Blake: He's pregnant?
Laura: *Shakes head and walks away*
Blake: * texting cory on laura's cell phone* I think you're pregnant.
laura: * typing on ken's gmail to cory*
Cory grant
I love you
we should go on a man date
and hang out
and make manly sounds.
Cory: Fag much?
Laura: Walk up straight cory
cory: *Straightens up* * walks into door*
Laura: * dies laughing *
Cory: Hey! my whole body hit the door at the SAME time!
*Jillian walks into Blakes cubicle* What the?! He's like... our age! What happened to all the old and balding guys who are supposed to work here?
Laura: OW!
Ben Raty: What happened?
Laura: My Earphones just electrocuted me
Ben: Why did you do that?
Laura: I didn't
Ben: Laura, you know there are better things to do with your time.
laura: *Listening over the top of the cubicle*
Joel: Actually... i like candlesticks better. They make a better *bong* noise when you hit people with it.
Laura: *walks away to talk to manager*
Laura: *comes back... looks at instant messenger*
Im: (from laura to Tricia) My coworker smells like pork.
Im: (from Tricia to Laura): I thought you've gone to lunch already, why are you talking about pork?
Laura: RYAN! what did you do to my instant messenger.
Ryan: I didn't do anything! ...... who's tricia?
laura: MY MOM!
* cell phone rings *
Ryan:Thank you for calling Altiris.. now.. oh.. wrong line.. sorry honey.
Ryan: Laura, You'er in the process of Starting an eternal Family, and jillena, is in the process of having a fetus, and I... I already have one.
Josh: You don't get email in the mountains...
Ryan: Why?
Josh: What are you going to do...? Plug it into a rock?
Ryan: Guys.. I'm leaving early on Wednesday
Blake: ... BUT! my ... *Distressed * MY raid?!
Laura: *trying to unscrew monitor plug * I need a big strong man to come to my rescue
Nate: *over the top of the cubicle * You're in the wrong industry for that....
laura: *Listening over the top of the cubicle*
Joel: * on the phone with customer * Actually... i like candlesticks better. They make a better *bong* noise when you hit people with it.
Stephanie: Guys.. I think i forgot to put on Deodorant.
*everyone cracks up*
Ryan: Shhh.. i'm on the phone with a customer.
Paul (Manager): *walks out of office* I've got a fan if you need one
Ryan: Seriously guys.... the customer is laughing now.
Josh: don't *you* belive in Phone gremlins?
laura: *horrified* Everytime you say 'i don't believe in Phone gremlins' a phone gremlin falls down dead.
Josh: *referring to laura* Blah blah blah... take out her batteries will ya? i don't think she's going to run down on her own.
Ryan: Laura, i think there's coffee in that hot chocolate and it tastes and smells like it.
Laura: * has problems with caffiene... just drank some* um.. that's really bad.
Ryan: I know, i just drank the whole thing.
Ryan: That smells like"crusty old woman"
nate: (walking by) HEY! who are you calling crusty.
Laura: let me see what it is... *looks at bottle* hmmm Crusty old woman.. go figure.
Blake: Ryan! why are you 'smelly-markering' the place?
Blake: Laura... what training are you doing?
Laura: Sexual.... * tries to think of other word......
............... * big pause*
harassment.
Ryan: who needs coffee.. we've got laura.
Ryan: i took a lysol Wipe to your pink thing. I think i ruined it. But don't worry. If you were here.. you'd be laughing too.
Laura: Nathan.. what the cow was that?
Nathan: that was my freaky french laugh.
3 thoughts :
I feel special that my name made it on here (and I remember when Ryan said that. LOL), but I'm sad I never said anything funny enough to make it on your quote board. I also remember when some of these were said, and it made me crack up again reading it :).
Jillena, Why did I just figure out who you are?
Probably because there are a lot of Jills and not many Jillenas and so I put Jill as my profile name to keep myself somewhat anonymous. I didn't realize you didn't know it was me who commented occasionally (though I can see now why that was so). Now you know :).
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