[So close]
8 days. That's all I have left. 8 days till I see those that make me happy beyond words.
To celebrate, I shall share some of my happiness with you:
Laura: If I die before I can have sex, I will not be happy.
Chris: here.. have some keys.
Laura: I have chicken Breasts...
Danny: Yeah you do..
Laura: I'm putting this on the quote board....
Danny: Oh.. I shouldn't say things.
Chris: * holding container of chocolate covered nuts*
I've got chocolate cov....* cracks up *
Danny: Laura, i told you that I was afraid to go to sleep around him.
*Chris and Danny crack up*
Danny: Can I have some of the choc... some of those in the container.
Chris: * listning to oh danny boy* Danny! you should write me an arrangement of this.
Danny: * thinks* *sings: Oh Christie boy... the ...
Chris: Not.... about me.
Chris: Two little ducks, sitting in a stream. one was brown, the other was green.
Chris: *pokes danny in the foot*
Danny: boy oh boy oh boy you are a little girl... you know why i think that?
Chris: Brain damage.
Laura: Alot of the stuff you do, would only be seen in a TV show like... Friends.
Danny: Chris, we should make a tv show... and name it....
Laura: The DANNY AND CHRIS SHOW!
Chris: How about "Your Mom: The Show"
Danny: "FLOOGITY!"
Laura: There was a farmer, had a farm, and..
Chris: *Loud Ethereal obnoxious noise*
Laura: *pauses* was his name... o.
Danny: 17 people the other day asked me where Chris got his hair.
Danny: I like things made of imaginary.
*Danny, Laura, and Chris in Danny's room with the window open*
Chris: * brings Danny and laura a slim fast*
Danny: You brought me a slim fast? why?!
Chris: Because I was getting one for myself.
Danny: *starts leaning in to hug Chris *
Chris: Uh...
Danny: You're so nice.. and you smell so clean and Chrissy.
Chris: um.. people can see us.
*Chris attempting to massage Laura's shoulder and collarbone area through a thick tee-shirt, while she's half asleep*
Chris: I'm having difficulty doing this.. its not working.
Laura: *half asleep, and totally incoherant* next time, I'll wear a lower cut tee-shirt, and every time I come over, I'll wonder... "i wonder if Chris will touch me there."
Chris: If you vibrate at a frequency I can't hear ,will that make you invisible?
laura * chokes on water *
Danny and Chris: * At same time* Breathe air!
Danny:... you think.... that you know everything about girls...
Chris: i actually don't know anything...
Danny: you.. * gasp * ... you don't know anything about girls? Did you know * drops to a whisper * girls have boobs? Its very easy to tell a girl from a boy...
Chris: *stares at Danny*
*Laura reaches for cell phone *
Danny: I need to stop talking.
Laura: I can't talk like you guys with a straight face... how do you do it?
Danny: well.. i just think... i hate you.
*Chris and danny argue *
Danny: You.... like me...
Chris: Shut up...
Danny: eh ee ah o ooo... ( lating vowels)... its like saying Ehvree Ox goes Poo....
Danny: You can wallow in your own misery, and Laura and I will go have a delightful conversation about how dumb you are.
Brady: Its a router! Nothings going to happen if she pushes the reset button.
Danny: Yes it will, it will blow up, and I won't have any hair.
Brady: is that a priority?
Danny: Yes
Sadie: I got you a present
Danny: Is it a mini fire extinguisher?
Sadie: No
Chris: Its not a condom either
Danny: * opens present * Moustache wax?!
Chris: It must have been a wave pool.
Danny: Did you wave back?
Laura: What were you testing for?
Danny and Chris: Aids.
Danny: We went to this church..
Chris: A gnome church?
Danny: A CATHOLIC church...
Chris: Catholics are Gnomes?
Danny: So, on my mission we went to...
Chris: * looks at Danny expectantly *
Danny: NO CHRIS, THERE ARE NO GNOMES in my Story.
Danny: This glass is secreting a weird smell...
Chris: Well, when Glass gets scared it secrets a smell.... and it doesn't like you.
P.S. Check out my 101 in 1001 and see how I'm doing!
1 thoughts :
So funny. I think my favorites are: Brain damage, mini fire extinguisher, what are you testing for? Is hair a priority?, wave pool, and Shut up!
I also loved when Danny would say I really need to stop talking!
I had fun thinking of them making you laugh! Thanks for putting some of them up again.
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