[Facebook Status Updates]
I recently figured out a way to export all the statuses on facebook, and view them all in an excel file. (Ask me if you're interested..) In doing this, I remembered events and quotes that have never been recorded.
Here are some of my favorites:
- August 19th, 2008 - Is also like Kristen and Tiffany... she can't seem to stop crying. Good Luck Elder Hacking - (Xander leaving on a mission)
- September 6th, 2008 - is excited for Sept. 10...... When the doomsday/big bang machine goes into action! (THE LHC! (see previous post))
- September 8th, 2008 - LA la lalalalala LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA * bows * thank you * bows * THANK YOU !!!!
- September 11th, 2008 - wrote Xander a 6 word letter: Dear Xander, I lose! Love Laura
- September 19th, 2008 - * SQUEALS WITH GLEE* ^__^ WE DID IT!!!!!! DUDE! WE ROCK!!!! take THAT Dark evil forces trying to stop us are no match for our awesomeness!!!!! (When Kristen Alex and I went to Kristen's bishop about a friend who was being abused...)
- October 16th, 2008 - found her pregnant picture!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! finally... she's been looking for it for forever!
- October 29th, 2008 - Christopher: I will not celebrate a Merry Thanksgivoween with you
- November 7th, 2008 - Stephanie: Me and chris have decided we're going to have a heterosexual party to celebrate prop 8
- November 20th, 2008 - donny: i think it is funny that i am immediatley blamed for any poking that occurs, even though i am in a foreign country.
- December 6th, 2008 - is alive... after having her car careen off the road and almost go off the cliff into the raging river of death below..... more details forthcoming
- January 1, 2009 - ben: if sleeping beauty could do what neo could she would never be in her situation
- January 6th 2009 - Kristen: He was 25.... Laura: That's Cory's age......*pauses* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Me and kristen talking about how much i liked Cory, and her saying that her dad got married at 25... )
- January 12th, 2009 - did a magic trick.. you know.. the one where she gets off the bed and then faints?
- January 26th, 2009 - Andrew: its funny, Laura, to see your life ending when facebook goes down. What happens when your computer dies?
- February 8th, 2009 - Remember that time that Ben and Alex broke the bed? (I actually don't)
- February 19th - I'm very politely telling you to leave me alone... or i *will* blow up at you, scratch your eyes out, and drop an atomic missile on your house (This would have been when I met Vivi, who was dating Cory at the time unbeknownst to all of us... and Cory wasn't being forthcoming about anything.. (considering he was flirting with me))
- March 6th 2009 - cory: and a whale smiled at me -- ^___________________^ (The day Cory and I officially started dating... unbeknownst to his current girlfriend at the time...)
- March 6th 2009- "Always be normal." "Natural!" "Laura, get a room!"
- March 8 2009 - Cory: I only poke 2 people. Jessie, and Stephanie, because they both make similar hypersonic sounds
- March 10th 2009 - is dating a vampire hunter. or... maybe he *is* a vampire.... this is unknown at the moment
- March 14 2009 - is having a blast in salt lake at the planitariumand the gateway w/ her boyfriend ^__^
- March 25, 2009 - got it now... she's dating a Half Japanese, Half Vulcan........ Vampire.
- March 26, 2009 - thinks its all Cory's fault that Chris has Grandchildren
- March 31, 2009 - it'd only be a 5 hour drive... and then they'd all BE here! * freaks out * - Cory (Cory talking about how close his extended family is and how fast they could be here for our wedding)
- April 16th, 2009 - will eat the souls of your chicken!
- April 19th, 2009 - Cory: * CHOMP * Thomas: Down Fishie..Imean... Doggie.
- April 20th, 2009 - * car cuts us off in traffic * cory: Hey, they turned so hard that they almost rolled their van, and then we would have gotten a show, and a story to tell!!!! laura: * looks at cory * cory: I mean, it would have been tragic.
- April 29, 2009 - is feeling a weird urge to create a bunch of sims, let them go, and then watch them all die......
- May 1st, 2009 - gets to fly to Vegas for her birthday!!!!!!!!!! (Cory surprised me with a birthday present to fly to vegas..)
- May 10th, 2009 - is having bad experiences at the 3 airports so far THIS one had to check her bag for explosives and the first one had net name on a list
- May 29th, 2009 - gets to have an EEG, a CTA, and an Ultrasound this next week!
- June 4th, 2009 - Laura: What if we had an Autistic Kid? Cory: You'd have someone to rock with. :D
- June 12th, 2009 - do you know how epic it would be to die from a tornado?....... let's go find one!"".
- July 7th, 2009 - held an octopus (When Cory and I flew to Hawaii)
- July 21, 2009 - * adding up points on calculator * ""3 + 8 + 1+ 3 ="" * looks at calculator * ""7"" * proceeds to write it down * Cory: Do you know what you just said?
- July 29th, 2009 - note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
- August 3rd, 2009 - the wise man built his house upon the precipice and then he had no more kids"" - Cory Grant
- August 11, 2009 - I SWEAR i'm going to go OD on my nose spray and benedryl if i don't stop sneezing
- August 28th, 2009 - would like to congratulate Kristen and Alex for getting married.
- September 3rd - RT ""I'm cold . . . I wish I had my hoodie here to save me . . . yeah. Somebody borrowed it."" - Cory Grant hee hee hee hee hee...... :) (There's a large gap in here... due to my absence on facebook after the breakup.)
- October 3rd, 2009 - loves to qaz!!! lol!!! I RULES at qazing! qaz qaz qaz.........
- October 6th 2009 - Cory: Don't go over the ed.... * jase runs over the edge * Jase: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- October 11th, 2009 - Laura: Can you use a human body as a shield? Socorro Iliana Smith: Well, that's certainly not something they can test on mythbusters....
- October 24th, 2009 - Dear Mr. Brutes, It would be nice if you would stop accidentally killing the grunts i'm trying to headshot. If you could discontinue until i earn the headshot achievement, that would be amazing. Thanks, Laura
- October 29th, 2009 - Has some muffins at her desk... actually she has a bunch of muffin bottoms at her desk... someone keeps eating the muffin tops * cough * Cory Grant *cough *
- October 31, 2009 - Jillian: I'm mimicking te most annoying laugh on daytime television. Stephanie: xander's not on daytime television!
- November 18th, 2009 - isoncaffienehooraythisissoverydisturbingforpeopleatworkbecausetheycan'tunderstandmeanymoreheeheeheeheeheeheehehee
- December 2, 2009 - If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
- December 2, 2009 - just got..... (wait for it....) AN ANT FARM! HOORAY!
- December 4, 2009 - I am sitting in the middle of 'guy surround sound.'. This is incredible. I love tenors!
- December 5, 2009 - was out till 4:30... haven't done that in a long time.(The night i met chris)
- January 5, 2010 - "Dear Mom: Everything's fine. I'm on the Island, unless, of course, the black smoke people show up. Love, your name here."
- January 7th, 2010 - Blake Thomas: See.. its perception. Ken Johnson: * pokes laura with a sword * Laura: OW! Blake Thomas: See.. that was not perception.. that actual physical pain.
- january 14th 2010 String a = ""Homework""; String b= ""I hate you ""; Console.WriteLine(b + a)
Anyways...
Let me know if you want to learn how to export them....
P.S. Check out my 101 in 1001 and see how I'm doing!
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