[One Liners]

Yes, I know I didn't do this last week, but if i did they would have been full of anger, malice, emotion and hormones, and no, I was not on my period.  Last week was a bad week.  So, readers, here are my one liners for this week.

Fountain!
Temple!
Bryan!
David!
(sorry, those are one worders)
Just.. freaking ask me out... stop tormenting me.
Your Mom: The show.
Disneyland!
You like my cousin? * dubious *
Can I die now?
Did you just say Frak?
ok.. that's 3 guys on my list now...
Thanks alot for nothing!
You want me to use a pick up line to get your number?
oh. An elephant.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Oh MY Gosh! That was incredible.
OH.. elephant.
What?!
Oh boy. DEAD FROG DEAD FROG! 
so.. its like a speedo?
I'm sorry, we don't support that.
Mountain dew?
2 weeks then you're gone!
OMG he DID care!
OMG he still DOES care!
YES! I ASKED YOU OUT AND YOU SAID YES!
Nice try, i'm tougher than that.
OH MY GOSH THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
Elation!
Um, we have no vocalist, lets rewrite this.
My jacket smells like fish....
Taxes.
Why are you yelling at me, we agreed on this a month ago.
Lets spin around in circles.
Why is there still a DEAD frog in there?
All you have to do... is go to the underworld....
Chill people, its fine.
Where are you?
Why do I dream about you.. this is weird.
Why should I judge you for your mistakes when I am the worst mistake maker in the world.
Oh, just let me HELP YOU!
Oh MY GOSH THAT WAS INCREDIBLE PLEASE MARRY ME NOW!
Danny, will you marry me? Why, because I made that noise? *makes high pitched beeping noise*
HECK YES, I will get ice cream with you.  You talking to me made this whole thing worth it.
That's it, i'm moving to sparta
That would be an UFO - And unidentified floating object... that probably used to be a dead frog. 
Reeses.... these make things all better.
WHY WHY WHY would you attach this picture in word! use Paint!
Apple, you just dug yourself a hole.  Tsk tsk.
POOR FISH! What have you done?!
ohhhh... the easter bunny... poor bunny.
You are a dork.
Well, that's that.
It makes me nervous being over here.
SCORE!
you... are a squirrel.. and I... will eat you.
fooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooodDDDDDDD
Yes, I am pink.
ow, my head.
Dear brain, please don't make me faint again
Can you.. no.  But what about. no.  Can't we. no.
shoot me now.
yay.. i'm a llama again.
Oh. I haven't seen you for a while.
That's because the emissions generated while the particle is in flux create a field around the object, shielding it from the space time continuum.
Thanks Utah.
What's with the snow?
Why are you so pretty?
yea.... no.
I shall give you a hug.
...Evil slave leia?
Muahahahahaha.
Peachy smelling armpits.
Jumbee!