Well folks, its that time of the week again.....
ok... maybe not again. but I hope to make a tradition of one lined thoughts that I take during the week.
My nails are too long.
My phone is dead
I think I landed the job at attask
I miss getting drinks in the morning.
I wish I can still talk to Del Ray.
I think I'm going to rearrange my room.
I will not get involved in this drama.
I looked pretty hot today.
My interview suit is pretty schnazzy.
mmmmm, Mountain Dew.
Oh dollhouse, how i've missed you.
GAH! my headband.
Where is my paycheck?!
What do you mean that you don't know I've been terminated?!
Stupid people.
oooo Pearl of Great Price is really fascinating.
Can we work out now?
You are dumb....
My sister is engaged.
Anna is more creative than i give her credit for.
int change = moneyvalue % changevalue;
Cornflakes... don't squeal at me like that.
MY room... will it ever stay clean?
Brittany! Stop moving my stuff.
I have as much credit in this as he does.
Rhett... get over it.
Why do i yet again, not have my xbox?
No, i will not go out with you creep.
YAY i have my twitter back!
She's 18!
Oh, Grow up.
Hmmm, remember that time that I read animorphs?
Boone! I sees you... you are alive!
Why did you not tell me more than a DAY before regionals that you needed me to play the piano.
I have a warrant on my head.
I don't know how i'm getting to salt lake tomorrow.
I need to cook salmon
YAY! my phone payment went through!
i have size 7 feet...
Where the heck did you get boobs from?
my dad saw mickey.
fold the paper like this...
ohhhhh... you changed your mind....
you expect me to do what?!
hee hee.. i will fold danny's shirts, even though you tell me not to.
Yay! Amanda got her mission call.
oh... you know my ex best friend and boyfriend.... good for you.
You lied to me Blake.
acura... thats.. innovative.
whoops.. missed church..
Hypothermia.. wonderful
I slept 18 hours!
no, i will not make more protein.
where are you?
my hair needs to grow longer...
oh wow.. this is why i loved stargate.
mom, why won't you watch lost
interview!
Cory, will you ever forgive me?
aaand. that pretty much sums up my week.
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And I quote: "One person can't feel that all at once, they'd explode." -Ronald Weasley
ReplyDeleteAwesomely fantastic idea. :D Love the one-liners.
I'm wondering about the stories behind some of them one-liners... lol
ReplyDeletelike???
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