[Quotes]

Here is the newest collection of quotes that I have....

Danny: You can wallow in your own misery, and Laura and I will go have a delightful conversation about how dumb you are.

Brady: Its a router! Nothings going to happen if she pushes the reset button.
Danny: Yes it will, it will blow up, and I won't have any hair.
Brady: is that a priority?
Danny: Yes

Sadie: I got you a present
Danny: Is it a mini fire extinguisher?
Sadie: No
Chris: Its not a condom either
Danny: * opens present * Moustache wax?!

Chris: It must have been a wave pool.
Danny: Did you wave back?

Laura: What were you testing for?
Danny and Chris: Aids.

Danny: We went to this church..
Chris: A gnome church?
Danny: A CATHOLIC church...
Chris: Catholics are Gnomes?

Danny: So, on my mission we went to...
Chris: * looks at Danny expectantly *
Danny: NO CHRIS, THERE ARE NO GNOMES in my Story.

Danny: This glass is secreting a weird smell...
Chris: Well, when Glass gets scared it secrets a smell.... and it doesn't like you.