[Limericks]

So, Kristen sent me this:

Chris Buttars has launched a crusade
to get rid of our high school's twelfth grade.
Buttars says, "They just play,
throw that last year away!" 
so now he wants school retrograde?"


And now I'm like... dude, this would be a perfect post.  I have a thing for rhymes, as seen by this post

So here's what I've done here at work.

Kristen is a girl who has had bliss deferred 

So depressed,  we just made a list for her, 

things to do good and plain

while her boyfriend's in Spain 

till the time she can go marry Christopher.  

Xander, who serves in Indonesia
He moonlights on p-days as a ninja
with explosives he hurled
as he takes over the world
didn't know that by looking at him... did ya? 

Christopher Buttars is one really cool dude
who alerts me each time he is nude
full of music within
he likes to sleep in
especially when he's in a mood. (or, which i think, is really quite rude)

ok.. that's all i got.. but i plan on writing others. :D