My Life is Average

My Life is Average

   12:41 PM       Laura

---

Before I share some of the funny posts I read.. let me tell you about some other fun stuff.

Last night I went to see new moon. My sister invited me, I was having a down and out day. I still am Team Edward. Just for who he stands for. I can't stand Jacob. I always see Jacob as a Whiny person. However, as we were walking out to the car, jessie was like.. "i'm team Jacob" and I was like "I'm team Edward" and then i said "and Amy is team shirtless" to which we all laughed.

Leoni wanted to know what she should get a friend for christmas, and i remember someone sending me a picture of music stuff on a shirt. So i ran a search for "shirt" and "music" in my chats... and came up with several chats.... through this, i found an email to karl, back when we were still 'internet dating'... I didn't know how well i used to write.... I found chats with christopher, and thought i said things pretty funny.. but i digress....

Last of all...
You have done a ton in influencing my life. More than I'm sure you'll ever realize. During the past month, I have grown in confidence of myself, and I'm pretty darn sure its your doing. Think about it this way... in the last month I've:

• missed my first class ever
• played in the sun for more than 3 hours and had a blast
• dated several different guys
• printed out all 70 something demotivators and have been putting them up on my wall
• been more concientious of what I'm wearing and how modest I should be
• paid attention to what the heck I'm wearing.. (although I think that's more beth)
• stopped worrying about what other people think about me
• stopped worrying about what my parents think of me, and not letting their pressure get to me.
  
• relieved a ton of my stress through hours of talking
  
• and much much more.. that I don't even think I've realized yet.
  

I'm really really excited for you to come out here.. every day that counts off, the more anxious I get. Its like waiting for Christmas, only with something much better than presents.
So um yeah. That's my thoughtful email.

So.. now i've started looking through old chats again. I'm actually a funny person.

Barry: i haven't seen you in ages

where have you been?

not existing?

me: its kind of hard to see me when i've disappeared

10:32 AM though i've been getting my rock band stats up

Barry: literally?

me: i can play stuff on expert now

Barry: have you developed some kind of serum?

me: hand cream actually

Barry: only your hands?

that's kind of worthless

me: no.. i can use it everywhere

Barry: oh gotcha

i was going to say

does it stain clothes?

me: that that i can tell so far

*not

10:33 AM Barry: wow

good job

So... my ant farm came today. Its cool and all lit up.... and it will be awesome when my ants come.

Now for some Wonderful MLIA

Today, I tried number 14 on a list of ways to annoy walmart employees. I went into the the changing room, waited a few minutes, then shouted, "Where's the toilet paper!?" A few minutes later, a roll of toilet paper, some cleaning supplies, and a roll of bounty slide under, with a note saying "This happens every other week." MLIA

Today, I was speaking with a coworker when a man walked up to us and said in perfect English, "Do either of you speak Russian?" We told him no, we didn't. He said, "Good, then we're in the same boat." Then he asked us a question that had absolutely nothing to with speaking Russian. MLIA --

I'm doing this. ^^

The other day while I was waiting outside a public bathroom for my sister, suddenly a girl ran past me, took a drink from the water fountain,and began to look around frantically. She looked at me and put her finger to her lips, then went in the corner and spit the water onto the floor. She yelled for her friend, telling her that she found a puddle for their scavenger hunt. The last thing she said to me before they ran away was, "You didn't see anything." MLIA.

Today I spent most of the day teaching my dog to come when I yell "Accio dog!" and to drop his toys when I yell "Expeliarmus!" I feel I've spent my day productively. MLIA.

Today my class arrived to our science room to see a sign on the door that read "we are in room 116 today". Our entire class spent the next 20 minutes wandering around the school we had gone to three years. Finally we passed our normal room again and realized it was 116. Our teacher was inside laughing maniacally. Oh how I love my school. MLIA

Anyways.. time to go update some cases.

Laura