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Back Story:  Natalia went home from work sick today... and had actually thrown up.


James: We did this crazy workout today.
Me: But.. you still need to get rid of this.  *points to james' belly*
James: I KNOW!
Me: The quickest way to lose weight is Stomach Flu.
James: Cause THAT's healthy.
Me: You could just like... make out with Natalia or something.
James: And then I'd be like.. Natalia... lets make out so I can throw up later.
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Later... after telling Ben about the quote.

Ben: Cancer. Cancer can help you lose weight.
Me: James... would you like Cancer?
James: I don't think you can just.. get that.
Me: I have a book for Cancer people...
Ben: Or Aids. Aids can help you lose weight.
James: ... i....
Ben: Its either Aids... or be fat.
James.. I... think there's a third option.


Guys.  I died laughing at work.  You may not think this is funny.. but I think its hilarious.