[O zi Epopeea lui Unul Liners]

**old one liner draft.  I'm bringing these back now that I'm blogging more.

This is An Epic Day of One Liners in Romanian. (Except this covers a month.. at least... of me copy and pasting all my drafts into one )

Ok, here we go.

Wait, who ARE you?
A pineapple?
Oh..come home please.
You suck.
Yeah, I guess you've always been the jerk
His boyfriend?
A one-flippered hippopotamus.
You slept in a WHAT?!
Fail!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO We're out of Mountain DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.
SUNNNNNNNNNNN! JIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
I blame Alex.
You have a girlfriend now?
Scheming? who.. me? * innocent face*
oh.. full.
Cucumber Melon!
My Grandma is hot!
Rubber Bands!
You're FREE!