[The amazing day of one-liners]

I need to come up with better titles for these posts.. but once again, its that time of the week, (well, last night was) to sum up my week, in a series of one liners...For those of you new to the blog, the rest of my humorous and vague liners are here. ready? Here we go:

You're going to graduate?
Yes, I'll help you get this set up even though I don't like it one bit.
You... I.... No.
Do you ever think of anyone but yourself???
Obviously not.
Why do you have to be so fun???
Oh wow, I look hot.
Birthday: 2 weeks and counting.
Disneyland: 1 week and counting.
I will be her friend, because you want me to.
Um.. hi.. i'm a Child of God?
hahahahahahahahahaha.
So then they made me their chief.
STOP TEXTING ME!
mmm. you smell good.
Well, never again will I attempt to pull the LCD off with one of these...
A Blow Dryer.. who would have thought.
AVATAR!
Woot!
Thank you teeth, I know of your existance... I did not forget about you... (they think I forget about them when I go to the orthodontist and insist on screaming at me afterwards)
Roommie... Engaged!
Other roommie... engaged!
me....  still single!
all right, I'll indulge myself.
Silver? Or Plum?
Castle Crashers!
Can we set up a quidditch game?
Stop.Bringing.Her.Up.
I miss you.
Oh... you're single again... yum.
He's WHAT?! ENGAGED?! oh. Haha. no. Following now. Was engaged.. at one point in time. Phew.
Doing ok.
Are we making fun of the fact that I sleep under my desk?
Thank you for calling Attask... my name is Laura, how can I help you today.
Congratulations, you found a bug!
Ow.. ears.. hurt.
Allergies! GO AWAY!
Heee.. I got you something 6ft tall.
Chris, I found someone to replace you. He's warm, and cuddly, and he vibrates.  (I said this while hugging his purring cat... don't get weird ideas...)
Can I get these off now?
Murder MYSTERY!
Did I really just marry a gay person without him knowing? (murder mystery)
HAIR CUT!!!!!!
Did I mention I look hot?
Ok, New song...
Hahaha. Look what I did...
The look on your face was just worth this.
SERIOUSLY!? WHERE DID YOU GET BOOBS?!
Hello Cornflakes... * coos *
thank youuuuuuuu cory.
oh. Sure. just forget about me.. twice. We've talked about this before.
HOW.
DARE.
YOU.
BETRAY.
ME!
HOW
DARE
YOU?!
Who do you think you are?!
If I didn't care, would I be over here at 5 am trying to figure out what the cow just happened?
Thank you.
Yes, Tibbs can sing.
Where are you?
oh boy...
Danny, remember that time.. yup that time.
OMGOSH..NAKED LADY RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN.    <-The OMGOSH does not accurately describe the mutual noise made by Danny and I.
Here, you get to close your eyes for a while.
You are so fascinating and fun to be around.... too bad you're not interested in more than a couple dates. 
Hooray, it posted!
Hooray, it installed!
Yes, I will go on dates with you regardless of your past.
HOW DARE YOU THINK OF YOURSELF THAT WAY!
CHURCH!
Musical number?
2 weeks till you're both in London. * sniff *