[A Week of One Liners]

Forgiveness???  oh.. duh
Why the heck can I still see his profile picture? I'm blocked
I hope he's happy.
I got the job.
A mac.... you want me to use a mac?
Danny is a little boob person, and Chris is a big boob person.
You're putting me where?
I get what?
mmm, salmon
I'm going to write what? about who?
I can has my friend back?
Don't pull me over don't pull me over
Don't change
How do I lock this mac?
I think I love you, but I'm not sure
Oh, man, he's cute!
You make me happy.
Why is this like this?!
Car... smell...  ocean... humidity
I have to get this scuba stuff back up to slc.
yes yes, my rent is coming.
I don't know how to do anything on the mac!
I AM terminated, now give me my money.
Hey... my grandma is coming to town?
conference conference conference
An Answer!
oh boy! you'll play halo with me!
Castle crashers with music majors
Ooo dinner
Cornflakes... you're fine!
Stop talking and Kiss me.
Ok, maybe not, that would be weird, but it was nice to think about for a bit.
Hee hee.. i wonder when he'll get this..
wait, why am i writing this about danny?
of course I'll give you a ride.
I get a new Iphone?
That was... a weird dream.
Tender mercies!
Oh danny, you just saved my life
wait.. she doesn't understand you!!!!
If you kill me before I can have sex, i will not be happy.... Chris: Here, have some keys!
oh dear, i didn't know that embarassed you.
wait... i have to do what?
I.. wait what?
Hee hee.. i'm not REALLY going to DC to work for the CIA... but you're welcome to think that.
I wish i wish.
ow... mouth hurts.
Talk to me!
wait, you texted me?
The Guild....!
he has a picture of her? odd...
oh wow.. that was anger, pain, jealousy, and hurt all in one royal flush.
oh camera, work!
my handwriting TOTALLY went down hill.
freaking landlord lady... chill.
where are you? I just dreamt about you.
Stop looking at me.. i have difficulty talking now.

that would be this last week.