[Another week summed up in one liners]

 for those of you looking for the 4 page post... its the one after this. 
Brain damage!
* to the tune of Oh Danny boy* Oh Chris-tie boy... oh Chrissy boy...
Chocolate nuts! (LOL LOL LOL)
Ugly Sweaty Girls
Outback
Leave her alone!
What the... handcuffs?
Mt. Dew
Tall dark and cute next door...
I can use MS SQL now?
Jelly Bellies!
Where are my Glasses?
Please don't let me go.. I desperately need you.

Ugh, my feet smell.. I hope he doesn't smell that

Organ!

Musical Number!

Um.. who is she?

* massive disgust *

Controller!

I'm confused

Wait! come back and keep me company..

DEL RAY! I SEE YOU I SEE YOU! 

all right.. maybe. 

I can has hot single guy now? 

A conference center worthy chord.

Oh boy, i have to get this arranged.

I will be your accompanist.

And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town

Wait.. why are you leaving us?

Mmm.. I like mushrooms

We should totally pretend like we're married. 

Xbox!

The nexus... oooooooo.

BYU WINS!!!!!

Girls lunch!

Thai food!

I need a fountain in my cubicle. 

I will change your desktop to hello kitty, and you can't stop me. 

You have a funny butt. 

Its so beautiful when a boy smiles. 

Your phone number doesn't work... how am I supposed to fix this now.

No, I'm not obsessed. 

mmmm pink jelly beans.. you can have the dr. pepper ones. 

No, i will not write your program for you

GO AWAY!!! I'm trying to sleep

What?! you want to see me?

I'm intrigued by this. 

Excellent!

Was this the spirit, or no...

That's SO inefficient.

Hmm.. Basic Training. that's.. wow.  (yes, I have considered joining the military... i'd have several people kill me first though)

I'm so accomplished. 

I like it when you sing. 

Oh boy... i'm definitely falling for the wrong person. he's taken. 

Juiced Berry.. yum

Oh boy! PAYCHECK!

GIVE ME MY FREAKING MONEY

oh yeah.. scuba stuff. 

Oh boy.. that was late. 

keep your chin up. 

I need to wash some dishes. 

What's with the bug and the chimp...

Dear universe.. my turn. 

O.o

What the FREAKING COW am i supposed to learn from THIS?! 

You're making me go through WHAT? to learn what?!

all right.. all right. I get it, You love me.. you can stop it now.